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The Perfect Drug | Wednesday, July 26, 2006| 7:03 AM | jon

Girlfriend is a drug.

Here are some of the symptoms:
When you're not in any form of contact/communication with your girl friend, you experience:
-listlessness
-boredom
-restlessness
-loss of appetite
-lonely
-scared/ insignificant
-losing interests in everything
-friendship with ciggies

Well, there are no 100% workable solutions but these might help:
-text your gf and tell her how much you miss her. if she doesn't reply/ too occupied to miss you, feel fucked up about it and sulk.
-call her. if she cant wait to put down the phone, let her and feel fucked up about it and sulk.
-ask her to call/ text you(a night earlier) when she's free, if she forgets, feel fucked up about it and sulk.

At the end of the day, if you end up sulking after trying the 3 suggested solutions, go watch porn and masturbate.

Girlfriend is drug. At the initial stage, you love it even when it's minimal. Then, you start to want more of it. And more, and more, and more. Finally, you get overdosage and you fucked up big time. But like drugs, there're some which you can't get sick of.

=) Cheers.

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.About.

Name: Jon
age: 21+
Gear: Yamaha Motif ES8/Old Detune piano/Yamaha Electone EL-87/M-audio Keystation 49/ Absynth 4
Wishlist: Monome One-Twenty-Eight / Zen Riffer / Moog Voyager

.Mates.

jw
doug
don
jere
shane
steffi
yap xiong
rach
SCAT

.In my CD-player.

Killswitch Engage - As Daylight Dies